I was thinking that since there are a lot of famous heroes and villains, what about a wall of some of them. An example would be-
The guard captain who falls asleep in Book 1 "I Know what you mean." What is his class. Is he a commoner level 4 and a fool level 12 and what stats is he sporting?
Father Michael is another elusive creature. Is he a nefarious priest or an atheistic mongrel who fantasizes about goblins.
I want to know the stats behind the characters. I want to know what magic Zbonek practiced (Wild magic?)
What sexual orientation is the one? He cant be man or woman. So what is he?
I want to know it all and in case you haven't noticed drinking isn't always easy to get over.