I figured it was time for another headline...

Way to go! Great! I wanna see the rest of the page!

Awesome.

Are those fans spontaneously spawning?

They're utilizing the secret, abandoned-during-development cloning spell.

Another fantastic headline CB

Another headline could be: Hurricane Katrina stole the roofs of all buildings!

Except the magnificient main entrance to the dwarven mines. Those dwarves really know how to build big, beautiful and durable

I can attest to the fact that the rat meat is indeed safe to eat... albeit a bit stringy.

Um... alright, just hold on a minute, Sird, hold on a minute. Approximately how many rats have you eaten, and . . . most importantly . . . why?

...And: were they thoroughly cooked at the moment of mastication and consumption?

Well to answer your questions: I lost count, I like Chinese food, and yes thoroughly cooked.

Do you eat them alongside other things, and/or in sandwich or wrap or pita pocket form, or just the rat all by its lonesome, cooked over an open fire?

Do you have a preferred beverage that you like to share the rat with? Soda, juice, iced tea, coffee or beer?

On a stick with a side of rice and veggies, and tea, preferably Oolong or Earl Grey.