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First post of the decade! New Years Giveaway!

Post by CrazyBernie » January 15th, 2020, 11:41 pm

Happy New Years, ya bunch of slackers!

I know, this calls for a giveaway! *Shuffles through 500+ Unredeemed Humble Bundle Keys*

The first fiv-TEN regulars (more than 10 posts.. no bots or newbies please) to respond to this post get to choose TWO picks from a random assortment of games! The first to guess Lewis the Fighter's favorite color gets a bonus! (Hint: it's a trick question, but I'll sprinkle that sh*t on everything!)

I'll come up with a list of te-MANY titles to choose from. Should be fun. *Lurch*


Fine-ish Print: Games will be provided as Humble Bundle gift links through PM (READ: They're Steam Keys, so adjust your expectations and click on the links that follow to Steam's site for more information on the system requirements and the like). So even if you already have a game(or games!), you can give one to a friend! If for some reason I get a borked link and can't alternatively provide a direct Steam key(it happened to me once giving a game to my sister), you get a do-over. Don't try to milk it. Save the game playing for the games. :mrgreen:

ASLO, I sometimes have this RUDE this note from Humble Bundle, which can actually change depending on the game:
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Unfortunately I don't have any control over region locked games. If you get a game that you can't play, we'll figure something out.

P.S.: I might work in IT, but I'm not tech support. You assume all risk with installing and playing these games.

*crackle* *crackle* *crunch* ... *sploosh* *squish* *screech*

*Winners List*

1: Quaan *gift links delivered*, *Hit and Run* available!
2: BasiliskWrangler *1 Pick delivered*, *Chaotic Shuffle* & *Site-Owner's Perogative[3]* available!
3: Dies a Lot *gift links delivered*, *Long Reach[2]* spent!
4: blatherbeard *gift links delivered* *Hammer-Time* available!
5: Randomizer
6: Painted Lady
7: Kreador Freeaxe *1 Pick delivered*,*Deflect Flurry* available!
8: Stalfos *gift links delivered*
9: ManusDei *gift links delivered*
10:

Bonus:
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Re: First post of the decade!

Post by CrazyBernie » January 15th, 2020, 11:53 pm

Second post of the decade! We're coming out swinging folks! Something old, something new, something given, something BOO! There should be something for everyone here; no shabby selction in this list. NOTE: **BUNDLES** Can't be split - but they DO count as single selections...

The List lumbers to life, moving this way and that. A faceless blob of tentacles and bulbous flesh, its many appendages lurch in random directions, and more limbs burst to life. It grows, though how you do not know. It is an otherworldly being, pulsing with dark energy.

The List

Pick #1: Void Bastards, Tower of Guns, Killing Floor, Mega Man X Legacy Collection, Masquerade: Baubles of Doom

Pick #2: Braaaaains... 7 Days to Die *bubble* Zombie Night Terror, Organ Trail: Directors Cut, Resident Evil Revelations, Dead Rising 4

Pick #3: Alien: Isolation, XCOM: Enemy Unknown, Mass Effect 2, Surviving Mars

Pick #4: American Truck Simulator,Euro Truck Simulator 2, Mini Metro, Planet Coaster, Road Redemption, Spintires

Pick #5: Deponia: The Complete Journey *sploosh* Anna's Quest, Kathy Rain, FRAMED Collection, Starseed Pilgrim

Pick #6: Eviscerated by Quaan!
[+] SPOILER
Deus Ex: GOTY Edition *sizzle* *splat* Deus Ex: Invisible War
Pick #7: Slain by Dies a Lot!
[+] SPOILER
The Dwarves *crack* Phantom Doctrine
Pick #8: **** By Stalfos!
[+] SPOILER
Fallen Enchantress: Legendary Heroes, Kingdom: New Lands, Sword Lgacy: Omen
Pick #9: "Stoned" by BasiliskWrangler!
[+] SPOILER
Grim Dawn, Shiness: The Lightning Kingdom
Pick #10: Pummeled by blatherbeard!
[+] SPOILER
Warhammer: End Times - Vermintide, *blurp* Mordheim: City Of The Damned
Pick #11: Mauled by ManusDei!!
[+] SPOILER
Ultra Street Fighter IV, GUILTY GEAR Xrd REV 2 BONUS!! Street Fighter V
Pick #12: Slain by Dies a Lot!
[+] SPOILER
Stardew Valley, *pop* My Time At Portia
Pick #13: Skewered by Quaan!
[+] SPOILER
Sniper Elite,Sniper Elite V2, & Sniper Elite 3!! BONUS:Sniper Elite 4!!
Pick #14: Secret Files Tunguska, Secret Files 2: Puritas Cordis. & Secret Files 3!! Machinarium The Gardens Between

Pick #15: **** By Stalfos!
[+] SPOILER
Ninja Senki DX, LIMBO, & Hollow Knight,Deep Dungeons of Doom
*snap* *moan*

Pick #16: Zombie Army Trilogy, Resident Evil: Revelations, Resident Evil: Revelations 2 - Complete Season, Resident Evil 0 HD Remaster

Pick #17: Pulverized by blatherbeard!
[+] SPOILER
Vikings! Dead in Vinland, Northgard, & Bad North: Jotunn Edition!
Pick #18: Mages of Mystrailia & Magicka 2, The Stillness of the Wind, Whispers of a Machine

Pick #19: GRIP: Combat Racing w/ Artifex Car Pack, Sword of the Stars II: EE, Dirt Rally 2.0, F1 2019 ANNIVERSARY EDITION

Pick #20: Indie Madness!Not The Robots, Monaco: What's Yours Is Mine, MOTHERGUNSHIP, 12 Is Better Than 6, Antichamber

Pick #21: A Glider's Journey, Q.U.B.E. Directors Cut, Q.U.B.E 2, Proteus

Pick #22: A Hat in Time, Guacamelee! Complete, Guacamelee! 2, Mega Man 11

Pick #23: Guns of Icarus Alliance, HELLDIVERS, Card City Nights, Sanctum 2

Pick #24: Hard Reset Redux, Saints Row IV, **BUNDLE{ Saints Row The Third - The Full Package and Dead Island GOTY Edition } BUNDLE**

Pick #25: Cleaved by Kreador Freeaxe!
[+] SPOILER
Styx: Shards of Darkness, Hitman: Absolution, Styx: Master of Shadows
*glurb* *rumble*

*** ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR ****

The Core. ** Cannot be Picked/Affected by Abilities**
Fell Seal: Arbiter's Mark, Battle Chasers: Nightwar, Wasteland 2: Director's Cut, Middle-Earth: Shadow of War, Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen, Book of Demons, Pathfinder: Kingmaker - Explorer Edition, Dragon Age: Origins

The Pile.
911 Operator, A Fistful of Gun, English Country Tune, Grim Legends 2, Primal Carnage: Extinction, Hacknet, Guacamelee! Gold Edition, Interplanetary: Enhanced Edition, Shadow Complex Remastered, Payday 2, SOULCALIBUR VI, Rising Dusk, Hand of Fate 2, Solar 2, SYNTHETIK: Legion Rising, Cities in Motion 2, STRIDER, Assault Android Cactus, Broken Age, Street Fighter 30th Anniversary Collection, Hotline Miami, The Incredible Adventures of Van Helsing II, Mercenary Kings, Freedom Planet, Teslagrad, Grim Fandango Remastered
[+] SPOILER
Warlock: Master of the Arcane,Quest of Dungeons, **Snatched by Dies a Lot!**
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Re: First post of the decade!

Post by Quaan » January 16th, 2020, 4:58 am

Third! But still on the podium somehow.

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Re: First post of the decade!

Post by BasiliskWrangler » January 16th, 2020, 9:40 am

I...I'm a regular too, right?
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Re: First post of the decade!

Post by CrazyBernie » January 17th, 2020, 1:05 am

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I'll work on that games list in the morning (instead of working).

*edit* That pic was pretty huge.
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Re: First post of the decade!

Post by Dies a Lot » January 17th, 2020, 5:55 pm

Hey CB what a great graphic. :lol:

I don't post much. But, this made me laugh.

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Re: First post of the decade!

Post by CrazyBernie » January 17th, 2020, 8:13 pm

Glad to be of assistance! Just for showing up, you're number three on the list!

But... something's.... happening to the giveaway..... it's... mutating!

*strangled gurgling noises*

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Re: First post of the decade!

Post by blatherbeard » January 17th, 2020, 10:09 pm

so im number 4? am i supposed to pick something? I NEED MORE!! ha ha love you CB, missed your face here.

and if im correct with number 4 then AWESOME! not games id buy but i have nearly EVERYTHING ELSE youve posted LOL
The armies joined in a bloody battle on this fine day, then storm clouds broke, and it rained.

So they all went home.---Story knots within blatherbeards Beard.

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Re: First post of the decade!

Post by Quaan » January 18th, 2020, 9:39 am

After reading Lewis the Fighter's adventures i think his favorite color is GOLD!

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Re: First post of the decade! New Years Giveaway!

Post by CrazyBernie » January 18th, 2020, 5:07 pm

blatherbeard wrote:
January 17th, 2020, 10:09 pm
so im number 4? am i supposed to pick something? I NEED MORE!! ha ha love you CB, missed your face here.

and if im correct with number 4 then AWESOME! not games id buy but i have nearly EVERYTHING ELSE youve posted LOL
Pick somethings, actually. :mrgreen:
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January 18th, 2020, 9:39 am
After reading Lewis the Fighter's adventures i think his favorite color is GOLD!
You've got the right idea, but keep looking! :wink:

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Re: First post of the decade! New Years Giveaway!

Post by Randomizer » January 18th, 2020, 5:55 pm

You do know that the decade doesn't start until next year? Think about it, there was never a zero year to start this calendar. It started with year 1 of the first decade.

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Re: First post of the decade! New Years Giveaway!

Post by Dies a Lot » January 18th, 2020, 6:01 pm

If I have this right, we get two picks off of the list.

If so, then my picks are 7 and 12.

If I'm wrong, then pick 7 with it's two games will be great.

Thanks for this post. Always fun to see what you're up to.

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Re: First post of the decade! New Years Giveaway!

Post by CrazyBernie » January 18th, 2020, 6:51 pm

Randomizer wrote:
January 18th, 2020, 5:55 pm
You do know that the decade doesn't start until next year? Think about it, there was never a zero year to start this calendar. It started with year 1 of the first decade.
I see your Gregorian Calendar and raise you one Astronomical One. :lol: Welcome to The List.

Dies a Lot arrives on the scene of massive destruction. A small city know for creating many games that are distributed far throughout the lands lay in waste. A massive shambling mound of Picks lurches to one side, crushing a small house, and the screams of victims can be heard shortly before the house is absorbed into the creature's body. Infuriated, Dies a Lot sprints at The List and lashes out with two quick strikes from his spear, slaying Picks 7 and 12 instantly.

**Dies a Lot gains the achievement First Strike!!**

**Dies a Lot gains the ability Long Reach[2]!!**

Long Reach[2]: Use that spear to snag a game from The Pile! 2 charges.
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Re: First post of the decade! New Years Giveaway!

Post by blatherbeard » January 18th, 2020, 7:21 pm

aight re read and im stupid.


my picks are 10 and 17.
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So they all went home.---Story knots within blatherbeards Beard.

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Re: First post of the decade! New Years Giveaway!

Post by CrazyBernie » January 19th, 2020, 3:01 pm

From the shadows of a nearby building emerges blatherbeard. While The List flails in Dies a Lot's general direction, he rushes in from the side and pummels Pic 10 with twin war-hammers, crushing it before it can react. Then, using Pick 8 as a springboard, he leaps high and brings both hammers down onto Pick 17. The force of the blow causes Pick 17 to explode and throws blatherbeard free; he manages land in a somersault, avoiding serious injury. However the explosion sends a blob of energy directly into Pick 6, which then absorbs it and grows larger!

**blatherbeard earns achievement Can't-keep-a-good-beard-down!!**

**blatherbeard gains ability Hammer-Time!!**

Hammer-Time: One-time ability where you can throw one hammer at a Pick, knocking one game off an unclaimed Pick, and then throw your second hammer at The Pile, snagging one more game!
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