First post of the decade! New Years Giveaway!

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First post of the decade! New Years Giveaway!

Post by CrazyBernie » January 15th, 2020, 11:41 pm

Happy New Years, ya bunch of slackers!

I know, this calls for a giveaway! *Shuffles through 500+ Unredeemed Humble Bundle Keys*

The first fiv-TEN regulars (more than 10 posts.. no bots or newbies please) to respond to this post get to choose TWO picks from a random assortment of games! The first to guess Lewis the Fighter's favorite color gets a bonus! (Hint: it's a trick question, but I'll sprinkle that sh*t on everything!)

I'll come up with a list of te-MANY titles to choose from. Should be fun. *Lurch*


Fine-ish Print: Games will be provided as Humble Bundle gift links through PM (READ: They're Steam Keys, so adjust your expectations and click on the links that follow to Steam's site for more information on the system requirements and the like). So even if you already have a game(or games!), you can give one to a friend! If for some reason I get a borked link and can't alternatively provide a direct Steam key(it happened to me once giving a game to my sister), you get a do-over. Don't try to milk it. Save the game playing for the games. :mrgreen:

ASLO, I sometimes have this RUDE this note from Humble Bundle, which can actually change depending on the game:
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Unfortunately I don't have any control over region locked games. If you get a game that you can't play, we'll figure something out.

P.S.: I might work in IT, but I'm not tech support. You assume all risk with installing and playing these games.

*crackle* *crackle* *crunch* ... *sploosh* *squish* *screech*

*Winners List*

1: Quaan *1 Pick delivered*, *Hit and Run* available!
2: BasiliskWrangler *1 Pick delivered*, *Chaotic Shuffle* & *Site-Owner's Perogative[3]* available!
3: Dies a Lot *gift links delivered*
4: blatherbeard *gift links delivered*
5: Randomizer
6:
7:
8:
9:
10:

Bonus:
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Re: First post of the decade!

Post by CrazyBernie » January 15th, 2020, 11:53 pm

Second post of the decade! We're coming out swinging folks! Something old, something new, something given, something BOO! There should be something for everyone here; no shabby selction in this list.

The List lumbers to life, moving this way and that. A faceless blob of tentacles and bulbous flesh, its many appendages lurch in random directions, and more limbs burst to life. It grows, though how you do not know. It is an otherworldly being, pulsing with dark energy.

The List

Pick #1: Void Bastards, Tower of Guns, Killing Floor

Pick #2: Braaaaains... 7 Days to Die *bubble* Zombie Night Terror, Organ Trail: Directors Cut

Pick #3: Alien: Isolation, XCOM: Enemy Unknown, Mass Effect 2

Pick #4: American Truck Simulator,Euro Truck Simulator 2, Mini Metro

Pick #5: Deponia: The Complete Journey *sploosh* Anna's Quest Kathy Rain

Pick #6: Eviscerated by Quaan!
[+] SPOILER
Deus Ex: GOTY Edition *sizzle* *splat* Deus Ex: Invisible War
Pick #7: Slain by Dies a Lot!
[+] SPOILER
The Dwarves *crack* Phantom Doctrine
Pick #8: Fallen Enchantress: Legendary Heroes, Kingdom: New Lands, Sword Lgacy: Omen

Pick #9: "Stoned" by BasiliskWrangler!
[+] SPOILER
Grim Dawn, Shiness: The Lightning Kingdom
Pick #10: Slashed by blatherbeard!
[+] SPOILER
Warhammer: End Times - Vermintide, *blurp* Mordheim: City Of The Damned
Pick #11: Ultra Street Fighter IV, GUILTY GEAR Xrd REV 2

Pick #12: Slain by Dies a Lot!
[+] SPOILER
Stardew Valley, *pop* My Time At Portia
Pick #13: Sniper Elite,Sniper Elite V2, & Sniper Elite 3!!

Pick #14: Secret Files Tunguska, Secret Files 2: Puritas Cordis. & Secret Files 3!!

Pick #15: Ninja Senki DX, LIMBO, & Hollow Knight,Deep Dungeons of Doom

*snap* *moan*

Pick #16: Zombie Army Trilogy, Resident Evil: Revelations

Pick #17: Chopped by blatherbeard!
[+] SPOILER
Vikings! Dead in Vinland, Northgard, & Bad North: Jotunn Edition!
Pick #18: Mages of Mystrailia & Magicka 2, The Stillness of the Wind

Pick #19: GRIP: Combat Racing w/ Artifex Car Pack, Sword of the Stars II: EE, Dirt Rally 2.0

Pick #20: Indie Madness!Not The Robots, Monaco: What's Yours Is Mine, MOTHERGUNSHIP, 12 Is Better Than 6, Antichamber

Pick #21: A Glider's Journey, Q.U.B.E. Directors Cut, Q.U.B.E 2

Pick #22: A Hat in Time, Guacamelee! Complete, Guacamelee! 2

Pick #23: Guns of Icarus Alliance, HELLDIVERS

Pick #24: Hard Reset Redux, Saints Row IV

Pick #25: Styx: Shards of Darkness, Hitman: Absolution, Styx: Master of Shadows

*glurb* *rumble*

The Pile.
911 Operator, A Fistful of Gun, English Country Tune, Grim Legends 2, Primal Carnage: Extinction, Hacknet, Street Fighter V Guacamelee! Gold Edition
Interplanetary: Enhanced Edition,
Shadow Complex Remastered,Wasteland 2: Director's Cut
Payday 2, SOULCALIBUR VI, Quest of Dungeons, Rising Dusk, Hand of Fate 2, Solar 2, SYNTHETIK: Legion Rising, Warlock: Master of the Arcane, Cities in Motion 2
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Re: First post of the decade!

Post by Quaan » January 16th, 2020, 4:58 am

Third! But still on the podium somehow.

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Re: First post of the decade!

Post by BasiliskWrangler » January 16th, 2020, 9:40 am

I...I'm a regular too, right?
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Re: First post of the decade!

Post by CrazyBernie » January 17th, 2020, 1:05 am

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I'll work on that games list in the morning (instead of working).

*edit* That pic was pretty huge.
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Re: First post of the decade!

Post by Dies a Lot » January 17th, 2020, 5:55 pm

Hey CB what a great graphic. :lol:

I don't post much. But, this made me laugh.

Ron

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Re: First post of the decade!

Post by CrazyBernie » January 17th, 2020, 8:13 pm

Glad to be of assistance! Just for showing up, you're number three on the list!

But... something's.... happening to the giveaway..... it's... mutating!

*strangled gurgling noises*

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Re: First post of the decade!

Post by blatherbeard » January 17th, 2020, 10:09 pm

so im number 4? am i supposed to pick something? I NEED MORE!! ha ha love you CB, missed your face here.

and if im correct with number 4 then AWESOME! not games id buy but i have nearly EVERYTHING ELSE youve posted LOL
The armies joined in a bloody battle on this fine day, then storm clouds broke, and it rained.

So they all went home.---Story knots within blatherbeards Beard.

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Re: First post of the decade!

Post by Quaan » January 18th, 2020, 9:39 am

After reading Lewis the Fighter's adventures i think his favorite color is GOLD!

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Re: First post of the decade! New Years Giveaway!

Post by CrazyBernie » January 18th, 2020, 5:07 pm

blatherbeard wrote:
January 17th, 2020, 10:09 pm
so im number 4? am i supposed to pick something? I NEED MORE!! ha ha love you CB, missed your face here.

and if im correct with number 4 then AWESOME! not games id buy but i have nearly EVERYTHING ELSE youve posted LOL
Pick somethings, actually. :mrgreen:
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January 18th, 2020, 9:39 am
After reading Lewis the Fighter's adventures i think his favorite color is GOLD!
You've got the right idea, but keep looking! :wink:

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Re: First post of the decade! New Years Giveaway!

Post by Randomizer » January 18th, 2020, 5:55 pm

You do know that the decade doesn't start until next year? Think about it, there was never a zero year to start this calendar. It started with year 1 of the first decade.

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Re: First post of the decade! New Years Giveaway!

Post by Dies a Lot » January 18th, 2020, 6:01 pm

If I have this right, we get two picks off of the list.

If so, then my picks are 7 and 12.

If I'm wrong, then pick 7 with it's two games will be great.

Thanks for this post. Always fun to see what you're up to.

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Re: First post of the decade! New Years Giveaway!

Post by CrazyBernie » January 18th, 2020, 6:51 pm

Randomizer wrote:
January 18th, 2020, 5:55 pm
You do know that the decade doesn't start until next year? Think about it, there was never a zero year to start this calendar. It started with year 1 of the first decade.
I see your Gregorian Calendar and raise you one Astronomical One. :lol: Welcome to The List.

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Re: First post of the decade! New Years Giveaway!

Post by blatherbeard » January 18th, 2020, 7:21 pm

aight re read and im stupid.


my picks are 10 and 17.
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Re: First post of the decade! New Years Giveaway!

Post by CrazyBernie » January 19th, 2020, 3:01 pm

blatherbeard slashes at Pick 10, ending its life. He then chops at Pick 17, which explodes! He barely ducks the projectile which then attaches itself to Pick 6!

Working on those PMs guys. Be ready!

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