The Drunken Lizard Pub

Windows all the way baby

Sry Steve, I know I swore never to betray apple (Amiga, Nintendo and PS2 doesn't count, those aint proper computers, yeah)... but that was back when you were still in the fight. MacClassic SE, PowerMac6100, iMac bondi blue... you will live on forever in my heart :(

Though ...

One of my kids is using my old computer for youtube and Poki and such. Poki games are usually cheap looking clones of popular games.

However today I saw him play something called "Level Devil". And it is actually good, real good. Now, I that website is to me a bit sus because of commercials every ...

OOOOOPS! I did it again,..

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Eschalon Book III : Electric Boogaloo

Best moment: Swindling that slave trader out of 30 000 gold then using an invisibility potion (one out of, err, four I think I found in total, very precious since I cant craft and cant cast spells)

Worst moment: How ...

Jealous much?
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You oughta be!!!

P.S.

Funny story. This game actually was supposed to arrive the fourth and then arrived the seventh because Swedish post office el oh el.

Not that it matters, I have been to busy. Well, until now I suppose.

P.P.S.

Oh, and I still have yet to ...

Looks fun, but the sys reqs are through the roof. I need to repair my computer first or buy a new one I suppose.

Also games like these I want to be able to play on a tablet because of commuting. And I am not even certain that even if I could afford the latest microsoft surf pro, that thing could ...

Abathor is the First game I have been genuinely interested in for a loooooong time.

It looks like uh, an old school single player swordfighting platformer. Like Zelda 2 or Prince of Persia 2, or Faxanadu, or Super Probotector if you had swords instead of guns, perhaps even a bit like Golden Axe ...

Man, that sucks, it is always sad when people die young. I lost a much beloved uncle to mad cow disease, of all things, when he was only 50.

Anyway, of course I will stick. Games that tickle that hmmm... I guess immersion nerve?.. are kind of like four leaf clovers. Well, I guess since there are ...

Oh and also,

Probably rip off that bandaid quickly. Maybe they walk back their BS this time, but there will be a next time. Just look at Magic the Gathering. Controversy after the controversy, it's the gift that keeps on giving.

Clickety clack

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Now of course, I am not a legal expert so maybe this method copies some propriety material or whatever.

Also, although I got a big fat F at the programming course I took way back when in my youth, I am still well aware that the biggest issue with making software is ...

Having such low starting points is a great way to do a challenge run. Also, throwing all your upgrades into Endurance is an interesting idea. Sounds like a fun play-through.


Yes, it was fun 8)

"Day 133: Day 133: I scurried to Port Kuudad to try the spiders. Unfortunately, the blacksmith didn ...

Also, forgot to mention, I added my own challenge; no starting stat (before distribution) should be double-digit. I didn't wanna be accused of doing, well, what I normally do; roll stats until they get super high.

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It takes roughly 375 rolls to get all stats below 10 btw. Lost ...

Why thank you sir

P.S. Do you still take bug reports? I do believe the "challenges met" square is to small.

Could I get my "No Life" diploma encased in plastic please?

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Excerp from the log I kept;

"Day 345: Wasting no time, I went to Criux Vindica again, presenting my prize, that I am now to destroy. Sure, why not, whatever. I was also informed the witches will help if I give them a ...

When I saw the pictures, the Shadowgate theme started playing in my head.

Are you going to make the game atmospheric, kinda like Shadowgate? I mean, I will buy it regardless, but...

Pokemon is a bigger mess than Cyberpunk 2077 and No Man's Sky combined.

The Witcher, all Marvel movies, and all those, uh, whatever they were called franchise, they all suck major donkey*****.

And Rings of Power is such a spectacular failure it lost Amazon 1 BILLION DOLLARS, Jesus Christ. I ...