The Drunken Lizard Pub

Here we go...

bkrueger wrote:@Evnissyen: What is the specialisation of your Dick characters?

Weapons of mass destruction?

No, using the Dick avatar gives the Player access to the Shotgun, which is only effective on friendly units.

CrazyBernie wrote:

bkrueger wrote:@Evnissyen: What is the specialisation of your Dick characters?

Weapons of mass destruction?

No, using the Dick avatar gives the Player access to the Shotgun, which is only effective on friendly units.

I think he THOUGHT it would give him access to WMDs but he wasn't able to find them.

Kreador Freeaxe wrote:

CrazyBernie wrote:

bkrueger wrote:@Evnissyen: What is the specialisation of your Dick characters?

Weapons of mass destruction?

No, using the Dick avatar gives the Player access to the Shotgun, which is only effective on friendly units.

I think he THOUGHT it would give him access to WMDs but he wasn't able to find them.

Yes, and that in spite of himself having hidden them in the game before...

Hm, this game starts getting far too realistic...

Actually, he buried the WMD under the sands of Crakamir, somewhere around the region of Kirkuk and Tikrit, and somewhat north of Baghdad. You find out more specifics later on.

Thing is... while Bernie's correct that choosing the Dick avatar does open up access to the Secret Shotgun... the Secret Shotgun only works when you're drunk, and even then it tends to inadvertently spray the faces of old guys. In other words: it induces poor judgment.

But... aside from gaining access to the Secret Shotgun: Playing with Dick also gives you the power to make the recipient admit, the morning after, to being at fault for your own poor performance.

Okay... enough innuendos for one night.

Anyway... I just noticed that all those avatars are men. I'll put up some women tomorrow.

Hope useful

Okay, as promised, some genuine female avatars...

Characters from the anime series When They Cry (aka "Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni") :


From Elfen Lied :


Lady Gaga and Michelle Bachmann would make a nice couple, methinks :


And finally, a few more males: a sour Bill O'Reilly, Alan Keyes' Deathly finger, Alexandro Jodorowsky with a halo, and Grizzly Potter himself :

This is my character Nastya

and here is the one I am using at the moment. I plan on her being a Paladin type, warrior, healer with alchemy. Meet Bell d'Fender:

Both cool, though personally I like Dhuend's Nastya better.

Kinda sexy with that sword, although admittedly I'm partial to short-hair on girls.

Dragonlady's is a no-nonsense hardcore character, which has virtues all its own. Hers says: Don't mess with me or I'll be the last person you mess with.

Dhuend's says: You might think I'm pretty, but you touch me and you die.

But personally I prefer my own: "I might be cute as hell, but I'm also more dangerous than you even want to think about. Give me what I want or you'll be sorry."

Dragonlady wrote:and here is the one I am using at the moment. I plan on her being a Paladin type, warrior, healer with alchemy. Meet Bell d'Fender:

is that from a piece of art one can google? I know someone on facebook who uses a very similar portrait.

silverkitty wrote:

Dragonlady wrote:and here is the one I am using at the moment. I plan on her being a Paladin type, warrior, healer with alchemy. Meet Bell d'Fender:

is that from a piece of art one can google? I know someone on facebook who uses a very similar portrait.

It's been a while since I found it. Original file I downloaded said: "warrior_girl_eyes.gif" , the original was 100x100.