The Drunken Lizard Pub

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Dude, check your tinfoil hat... I think you have it on a little too tight.

1. I've seen many a "reputable" site with virus infected trainers, no-cd patches, etc.

2. Because of the nature of trainers and they way the manipulate the memory space of a running program, Anti-Virus programs are notorious for flagging them as false positives.

3. BW has far more important things to do than scrub the internet for trainers and infect them with viruses... assuming he even knows how.

4. There aren't any cheats in Eschalon. I'm sure BW has some debugging code that he can enable when testing bugs, but don't expect him to give it to you or anyone else.

5. BW is probably recieving hundreds of emails a day regarding bugs (most of which have probably been reported a hundred times over), questions about gameplay, etc. Don't expect him to instantaneously jump to your request in front of everyone elses'. On a holiday weekend no less...

6. If you don't want to read the forums and get advice on how to easily get around the problems you're having, too bad for you. Don't blame BW for poor customer service because he won't tell you how to cheat.

pincaviglia86 wrote:And No matter what anybody says, the balance in game 2 is ten times harder to achieve, than it was in book 1.

That's a reall good way of thinking. You are right and everyone else is wrong. Cool story, bro.

pincaviglia86 wrote:..................................................

Point taken, sir !

Yeah, he got a little bent out of shape... thinks I singled him out for some strange reason... had nothing to do with him talking trash or anything... nothing at all... 0_o

Seriously, I've never seen someone get so flustered and all "it's a conspiracy!!" over the lack of working cheats/trainers.

It's the internet, everything's a conspiracy until proven otherwise. And even then, the proof will just be dismissed as further signs of conspiracy

I think it's all a conspiracy. I mean, look at the original post. It's been edited! I bet you did that, didn't you Bernie?

Yes... I used my magic-forum-editing marker. 0_o

I KNEW it!

I don't believe Bernie edited anything. I mean, have you read his fan fic? Clearly no editing.

[duck] [run]

Ouch... that hurts... right... here.... ><

Wait, this is a forum post... it doesn't hurt anywhere!

Okay, this would normally be the point where I would come in and gently admonish people for talking crap about someone who was simply frustrated . . . except that I don't know what the original post read and also don't know how many of the people posting on this thread have seen the original post, either, thereby throwing me into a whirl.

...Sigh.

...And this was a chance to really put those four platinum stars to good use.

...All gone to waste.

..."Hello, this is your Platinum Rank Officer speaking..."

...Not gonna happen.

Well to summarize...

"Where's my cheats!! Waaaaaaa!!"
"Every cheat/trainer I download is infected with a virus!! Waaaaaaa!!!"
"BW is spreading viruses to promote sales!! Waaaaa!!!"
"I emailed BW and he's ignoring me!! I must be right!!! Waaaa!!!"
"No cheats = No fun!!! Waaaaa!!"

That was about the long and short of it.

CrazyBernie wrote:Well to summarize...

"Where's my cheats!! Waaaaaaa!!"
"Every cheat/trainer I download is infected with a virus!! Waaaaaaa!!!"
"BW is spreading viruses to promote sales!! Waaaaa!!!"
"I emailed BW and he's ignoring me!! I must be right!!! Waaaa!!!"
"No cheats = No fun!!! Waaaaa!!"

That was about the long and short of it.

snicker I couldn't have said it better.

edit: Perhaps this thread should be locked?

Perhaps we should all edit our posts to match the first...?

CrazyBernie wrote:Perhaps we should all edit our posts to match the first...?

Umm... no, Bernie. Bad idea.

But anyway:
If the original post really was what you said... then you're in the right.