The Drunken Lizard Pub

Why waste your time leisurely reposing your lazy self in some boring town or that ugly Cape Sorrow? Care for some adventure, nifty treasure, mining jobs AND a stylish place to lay a tent? Then come to the Farrock mountain mines, home of the famous miners of adamantium! Yes! Adamantium, the ore known to be the strongest save the dwarven metals. Fancy yourself a blacksmith? If you're lucky, you might just come across some! That's just one of the many goodies you might pick up exploring our mysterious caverns. Also, we're currently hiring many strong and hardy fellows in our expansion, so not only can you benefit from your finds, we can also pay you for it! (some restrictions apply) Just be sure to stay clear from the blasting areas, as the explosives can be dangerous, but approach to a safe distance if you like excitement! But is hard work not why you'd visit? That's ok because we're also looking for brave men and women to fight off nasty creatures, for great rewards! Finally, after a long day, a cozy inn awaits in Everdale, though we're planning to build common rooms as you read! We highly await your visit!

You could of read this before the whole mines got overrun by spiders and brigands. What a pity. Where does Mistfell get it's ore now?

Let me guess, you write late night info-mercials too??

Well done SD! I wonder if we can get anyone else to write some of these travelogues? Cheers, zengrey.