Hi guys! I saw a couple posts here about spammers. I hate spammers. I'm a major supporter of the war on spam and junk mails. Here's a little something I wrote that you can send back to them. Cherrio! Dr. D.
Thanks for your letter, I read it today!
And learned how you'll take all my money away!
Assuming Americans brains are at bay...
Now let me explain if I can, if I may?
My name is Henry McFreddy de Zipe,
your letter is not quite the first of its type:
the offer, the style, the over-blown hype.
Now please hear me out as I comment and gripe.
First there's your spelling, a little bit sad,
on par with my son whose a four year-old lad.
Your english ain't there, its rather quite bad.
Can't fool us this way, of that we are glad.
You say your old uncle, dear uncle Jake,
has bitten the dust, having jumped in a lake.
And now all his millions are mine to take!
At least you got cash to pay for his wake.
Assuming, of course, I fall for this deal,
with all of the signs it really ain't real.
May I offer instead my boot and its heel?
A boot in in the butt, and one that you'll feel?
You want to get all my money I make.
All because Uncle now lies in a lake.
Swimming at night is a stupid mistake.
Stupidness runs in your family, I take?
Soon I'll vacation, I like to have fun.
With my heavy big point-44 gun.
To me its a spam, a whee little pun.
To your land I come, you might want to run!
I think you have puffed too much on your pipe.
And think as a fool I'm rather quite ripe.
With sandpaper, yes! Your ass I will wipe.
Don't mess with Henry McFreddy de Zipe.